Today’s news: everyday is a struggle to cope with humanity’s incompetence and wickedness. Here’s the good stuff:
From Yahoo: Queen’s big fat underpants auction for $9,000. That’s roughly $1 per square inch of fabric.
From the BBC: Nas says Fox News is racist, Fox News says “terrorism, Obama, communist, brown people, liberals, jihad, fist bump.”
From Reuters: Florida man makes vague assassination comments about Barack Obama. RD was wondering when this would start.
From CNN: Russia invades former Soviet Republic Georgia…
… with cuddly, squishy foam tanks, apparently.
And finally, from the Chicago Tribune: Will kill for Icehouse.